After getting back into the Tumblr game, I have been subject to an onslaught of strange, creepy and mean emails from- you guessed it! Our good friend, Anonymous. Now I am no stranger to complaints, unwanted marriage proposals and hate mail and sometimes they do an OK job of getting my attention, but as a part of my very busy, pretty awesome life I cannot commit to focusing precious energy on being upset by the trolls of the vast interwebs. Really, I’M TOO DRUNK & FABULOUS FOR THIS SHIT. So, Anonymous, you don’t get to ruin my time by making me me respond individually to your misguided/rude/stupid emails everyday. Instead I’ve collected them in one place so we can all laugh at you. Good job.
Ur a bitch. I hate you.
And that’s OK. Much like my butthole, many people have gone there before. Either because I’m a dyke or I’m fat or because I’m the only one who uses my fucking horn in all of Oregon-whatever it may be. I just want you to know, I am 1000% cool with us not hanging out. But what really what blows my tiny mind, is that you took time out of your shitty life to turn off Duck Dynasty and send me this trash of an insult. The next time you plan on being an inarticulate ass wipe, do better.
Hate men mucch??
Oh, not at all. What I do hate is the White Supremacist Capitalist Patriarchy that tells society it is OK to degrade, disrespect, discriminate against, beat, abuse, rape & murder folks who are not male/not White/not Cis/not wealthy/not able-bodied/or did anything you might not have agreed with. Hate spell check much?
My grandfather died in WWII so you could be a dyke whore?
Yes, your Grandpa fought the Axis powers and the Nazi regime so you could grow up to hate gays and police women…just like the Nazis. Wait a second.
And not just a “Dyke Whore” but a “Dyke Whore Jew”. Because I feel like that has a bit to do with it too (I know you don’t know anything about anything, but trust me, Jews were definitely ‘invented’ by that time and had something to do with that war). I’m sorry to hear about your Grandpa, who I know you must have been close with, what with him dying in the 40s. Anyway, have a great life and also, Hail Satan & Eat Pussy. The end.
I get that you want to love your body or whatever, but aren’t you worried about being so unhealthy? It makes me sad to see fat people embracing their dangerous lifestyles
And it makes me sad to see ignorant people embracing Their dangerous lifestyles. Despite what you may have heard from all of the research you haven’t done, being fat and being unhealthy are independent of each other. And all bodies are awesome. All of them. If you are super skinny: own it. If you’ve got Peg Bundy hair: that’s rad. If you’re really short: come hang out with me and Aerie and Joan Price because tiny people are the shit. If you’re fat, then guess what, I think that’s groovy too. What’s not cool is pretty much everything about your condescending message. I have absolutely no investment in policing other people’s bodies but I am entirely concerned with the way you treat people who have bodies you don’t understand. Do us all a favor and stop playing the nosy neighbor from Bewitched and fuck off forever. The only lifestyle I am embracing is the one where I am happy, I help people “love their bodies or whatever”, and am not at all sad about my babely existence. Go me.
Youre fatter in real life
Um, versus online? Have I been misleading in anyway about my body on this site? I’m definitely a curvaceous fat woman who pretty much has the monopoly on sweet ass in this city. So glad you stopped by to let us all know that you don’t deserve the wonders of fat pussy and that yes, these thighs are even more glorious in person. You’re welcome.
Hi there I really like your blog and think you have some interesting things to say. I just wish you wouldn’t swear so much.
Mom, I told you not to read my blog. It’s hard enough that I didn’t become a veterinarian like you had hoped & now you’re telling me to “watch your mouth, young lady” in front of the whole internet. You’re embarrassing me in front of my friends, now PLEASE just drop me off a block away from this party. (…I love you)
After getting back into the Tumblr game, I have been subject to an onslaught of strange, creepy and mean emails from- you guessed it! Our good friend, Anonymous. Now I am no stranger to complaints, unwanted marriage proposals and hate mail and sometimes they do an OK job of getting my attention, but as a […]